omg where did the time go?

by rachael schafer on August 22nd, 2008

I guess it went to little Lili Bean Clementine, who was born on my very own birthday, May 21st. She is a little dreamboat, a time consuming little teapot. I’m her slave, but I don’t mind so much.
lili & me

hold on a sec…

by rachael schafer on May 14th, 2008

ok so now it’s may? htf did *that* happen?!? could it be that the major life change thing that is about to occur has screwed up all my circadian rhythms? possibly. i truly haven’t been able to do much else [even capitalization is too much to bother with, obvs.] but nap, go for walks, and read in anticipation of ‘the big day’. This *big day* allegedly will be either on the 18th or on the 21st, and the 21st also happens to be my own birthday so wouldn’t THAT be nuts? we’ll soon see, won’t we?

how did that happen?

by rachael schafer on February 14th, 2008

It’s February? It’s 2008? The week before last it was February, 1978 again. At least it was in the Castro, where Castro street was transformed to its 1978 glory for the filming of Milk, starring Sean Penn and directed by Gus Van Sant. I was an extra, and it’s not so easy to squeeze into my 70s fashions at 7 months pregnant, no it is not.
my 70s outfit

Anyhow, Happy valentines day, valentines.

all i want for christmas…

by rachael schafer on December 7th, 2007



Is just this one tiny thing: a pickle suit. It’s what the season is all about, now really.

eat them up, yum.

by rachael schafer on November 13th, 2007

Totally reminds me of 5th grade, when I walked around Skaggston Elementary School singing this song with a girl named Jama after seeing it on early early MTV. Who can resist?

monkeys on a scale

by rachael schafer on November 12th, 2007



The heaviest monkey is king.

holiday hat

by rachael schafer on November 8th, 2007



Holly Haversham wore her holiday hat long after the holiday seasonal prime.

nyc and time change

by rachael schafer on November 6th, 2007

My friend larissa just hopped on a plane for NYC last Friday, not to visit…but to move there, like permanently. I love New York too, but come *ON*, this is taking it a little too far! She’ll do fabulously there, I have no doubt but still it makes me stamp my feet in mild and dainty rage that NY stole my friend away. Her move got me thinking about NY vs. San Francisco, and when I googled exactly that, I found that the NY vs. SF topic is a common debate that people who like to debate things argue over quite a bit. I guess I love both cities for different reasons, but right now I am angry with NYC for stealing my pal. I’ll get over it by the time I visit that metropolis in January, hopefully.

albino snake

by rachael schafer on October 7th, 2007

continuing on with a snake theme, or perhaps signaling the fall equinox this is a post I put up on craigslist last week:

did you lose a snake? (castro / upper market)
We found a lovely snake – about 3.5 feet long and slim, slinking up the stairs where sanchez and liberty streets meet. we didnt want to leave him/her there, so we called animal control and they now have the serpent. If this is your animal please call them to describe and claim your pet.

did you lose your albino snake?
It was a lovely serpent, and I hope it found it’s original owner or a new home. A friend of mine tells me that seeing a white snake [not the band!] is an exceptionally good omen. I hope she is correct.

paris & leipzig…

by rachael schafer on August 30th, 2007

we went out and walked and walked over bridges and by the seine and people were out playing guitars and saxophones and rollerskating and eating ice cream cones…ahhhh

bridge