Totally reminds me of 5th grade, when I walked around Skaggston Elementary School singing this song with a girl named Jama after seeing it on early early MTV. Who can resist?

The heaviest monkey is king.

Holly Haversham wore her holiday hat long after the holiday seasonal prime.

My friend larissa just hopped on a plane for NYC last Friday, not to visit…but to move there, like permanently. I love New York too, but come *ON*, this is taking it a little too far! She’ll do fabulously there, I have no doubt but still it makes me stamp my feet in mild and dainty rage that NY stole my friend away. Her move got me thinking about NY vs. San Francisco, and when I googled exactly that, I found that the NY vs. SF topic is a common debate that people who like to debate things argue over quite a bit. I guess I love both cities for different reasons, but right now I am angry with NYC for stealing my pal. I’ll get over it by the time I visit that metropolis in January, hopefully.